Quirks of the ‘Verse is a video series that makes light of the strange bugs and generally odd or humorous encounters within Star Citizen while it’s in alpha.

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Have you ever seen any of the Weekend at Bernie’s films?

I know, I know, I’m old.. But when presented with the chance to play my own version of the classic comedy in the ‘verse, I thought.. Sure, why not.

This young lady, abandoned next to frozen ASOP terminals and discarded bottles of water, became the puppet that I would master..

..Or, at least, attempt to.

Posing a naked corpse naturally on a couch can be a.. Challenge.. In Star Citizen.

Physics kept fighting me, and without any way to control her rotation, I got more than a little frustrated, flinging the corpse wildly hoping to eventually land her in a pose worthy of being called an homage to a middling late-80’s comedy.

At some point, you just need to let the bodies land where they will and hope for the best.. And that is how I ended up with my very own composition I like to call “Weekend at Bernice’s”.

You know, I wonder what quirk of the ‘verse caused her to die here in the first place..

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